"Are you discreet?"
Absolutely; your personal life is your own business. Your details will be kept confidential and will only be used to arrange bookings. My correspondence with you will be worded like a coworker trying to arrange a meeting. I'm happy to arrive at an outcall dressed modestly.
"Will you do bareback?"
I always have sex with a condom. I'm dedicated to keeping my clients and myself safe. If you ask I will block you.
"Do you offer discounts?"
An escort's time is a luxury service, not a charity. Don't embarrass yourself.
"I'm a driver/bodyguard/photographer/etcetera, will you work for trade?"
No thanks, I have everything I need!
"Do you do car/outdoor meets?"
I offer indoor meets only, as a safety precaution. I'd be happy to meet you at your home, hotel or office - let me know and we can make a date. ;)
"Can I bring you a gift to our booking?"
Of course! Gifts are not essential but are definitely appreciated. Leaving a tip will always work well, alternatively gift cards are sweet (Zalando? Spotify? Nintendo? So many options!). I love Ferrero Rocher, Pleaser heels and Doc Martens (I'm a size EU 39 or UK 6).
"Can I extend my booking?"
Possibly! Always good to be prepared with extra cash in case you'd like to stay for longer. If I have time I'm usually happy to do so. It never hurts to ask.
"Will you shave for me?"
I love my body hair and feel no need to compromise my niche for a single booking. Trimmed and shaven is the default in this industry; if an adult woman is something that frightens you then you are probably not the client for me.
"Can I buy your underwear from our booking?"
You certainly can! You can keep my underwear from the booking for an additional 300DKK. Let me know when you book.
"What's your ideal client like?"
My perfect client emails me with a professional tone and is quick to settle on a date and time for our meeting. After a thorough shower that morning, they arrive on time, wearing anti-perspirant and clean clothes. They give me my fee unprompted, as well as a tip or thoughtful gift if they really want my eyes to sparkle. They are friendly, light-hearted and courteous through the booking. They understand that my time is precious and help draw our appointment to a close at the end of the time they've paid for; alternatively they are prepared with extra cash in case they might like to extend the booking.